The First Opening: Stylish Gothic-Russian Vibes
Today’s post is something a little different: a look at the first opening sequence of Sailor Moon, set to the show’s iconic theme Moonlight Densetsu. Among all animated shows, even […]
1:6 – Protect the Melody of Love! Usagi is a Cupid
Alternative Title: This Would Never Work With iPods First Aired: 18th April 1992 Jadeite’s latest ploy is to use an evil cassette tape (totally retro) to gather energy for Queen […]
1:5 – A Monster’s Scent! Chanela Steals Love
Alternative Title: Usagi’s Little-Turd-Of A-Brother Is Also A Complete Pussy First Aired: 11th April 1992 Usagi’s little brother is terrified of cats, which is unfortunate since Luna has been accepted […]
1:4 – Usagi Will Teach You How To Lose Weight!
Alternative Title: Body Issues? LOSE WEIGHT, SAILOR FATTY First aired: 28th March 1992 Usagi is suffering from severe body dysmorphic disorder. Despite being obviously perfect (physically at least – her […]
1:3 – Mysterious Sleeping Illness, Protect the Girls’ Hearts in Love
Alternative Title: If You’re Going To Run An Evil Radio Show, Learn How To Mute The Goddamn Mic First aired: 21st March 1992 Jadeite continues his slow descent into ineptitude […]
1:2 – Punish Them! The House of Fortune is the Monster Mansion
Alternative Title: You’re Just One Cursed Tarot Reading From Being A Rapist First aired: 14th March 1992 You know what’s hip in 1992? Fortune telling! Yep, there’s nothing quite as […]
1:1 – Crybaby Usagi’s Magnificent Transformation!
Alternative title: Being A Penniless Idiot Will Save Your Life First aired: 7th March 1992 Usagi is a suspiciously European-looking 14-year-old Japanese girl with severe psychological disorders. Asides from just […]
The Pretty Soldier Project 