1:12 – I Want a Boyfriend, Too! A Trap on a Luxury Cruise Ship
Alternative Title: Behold My Evil Seawater Powers First Aired: 30th May 1992 Jadeite’s reputation has taken a hit recently with the number of times he’s been defeated by little girls. […]
1:11 – Usagi vs. Rei? A Nightmare in Dreamland
Alternative Title: Dreams Are Private For A Good Reason First Aired: 23rd May 1992 Jadeite’s increasingly terrible plans, not to mention his penchant for playing dress-up, has led to his […]
1:10 – Cursed Buses! Fire Warrior Mars Appears
Alternative Title: That Thing You Smell Is Cowardice. Mostly First Aired: 16th May 1992 Buses full of love-sick school children are disappearing from outside the Hikawa shrine! Usagi investigates! Or […]
1:8 – Is the Genius Girl a Monster? Brainwashing School of Terror
Alternative Title: Is the Genius Girl from the Opening Credits a Monster? Probably Not First Aired: 2nd May 1992 The latest test results are in at school and while Usagi […]
1:6 – Protect the Melody of Love! Usagi is a Cupid
Alternative Title: This Would Never Work With iPods First Aired: 18th April 1992 Jadeite’s latest ploy is to use an evil cassette tape (totally retro) to gather energy for Queen […]
1:4 – Usagi Will Teach You How To Lose Weight!
Alternative Title: Body Issues? LOSE WEIGHT, SAILOR FATTY First aired: 28th March 1992 Usagi is suffering from severe body dysmorphic disorder. Despite being obviously perfect (physically at least – her […]
1:3 – Mysterious Sleeping Illness, Protect the Girls’ Hearts in Love
Alternative Title: If You’re Going To Run An Evil Radio Show, Learn How To Mute The Goddamn Mic First aired: 21st March 1992 Jadeite continues his slow descent into ineptitude […]
1:1 – Crybaby Usagi’s Magnificent Transformation!
Alternative title: Being A Penniless Idiot Will Save Your Life First aired: 7th March 1992 Usagi is a suspiciously European-looking 14-year-old Japanese girl with severe psychological disorders. Asides from just […]
The Pretty Soldier Project 