1:16 – Dream of a White Dress! Usagi Becomes a Bride
Alternative Title: Learn To Settle, Because You’re Only A Real Woman When You Get Married First Aired: 27th June 1992 Usagi’s home economics teacher Ms Akiyama has become incredibly boring ever […]
1:14 – A Powerful New Enemy! Nephrite’s Evil Crest
Alternative Title: Who Knew You Could Beat People Up With Tennis? First Aired: 13th June 1992 With Jadeite out of the picture, the new lieutenant of the Dark Kingdom, Nephrite, starts […]
In Memoriam: Jadeite, We Hardly Knew Ye
With Jadeite’s demise, let’s take a fond look at the short-lived career of Queen Beryl’s serial-cosplaying lieutenant. Criminally smug, frequently sexist, this budding entrepreneur barely got going before we were […]
1:12 – I Want a Boyfriend, Too! A Trap on a Luxury Cruise Ship
Alternative Title: Behold My Evil Seawater Powers First Aired: 30th May 1992 Jadeite’s reputation has taken a hit recently with the number of times he’s been defeated by little girls. […]
In the name of Housekeeping, I will punish you!
Hi, A couple pieces of housekeeping for your pleasure; I now have a Tumblr blog of the same name as this one. It’s essentially a non-stop string of gifs of […]
1:10 – Cursed Buses! Fire Warrior Mars Appears
Alternative Title: That Thing You Smell Is Cowardice. Mostly First Aired: 16th May 1992 Buses full of love-sick school children are disappearing from outside the Hikawa shrine! Usagi investigates! Or […]
1:9 – Usagi’s Misfortune! Watch Out for the Rushing Clocks
Alternative Title: Our Misfortune! Watch Out for the Rushed Episode First Aired: 9th May 1992 Jadeite notices that people who are rushing about tend to use up a lot of […]
1:7 – Usagi Learns a Lesson! The Road to Stardom is Tough
Alternative Title: Never Shower Alone First Aired: 25th April 1992 Usagi, inspired by the famous teen idol Mikan and egged on by classmate Naru, wants to become a star! This is […]
1:6 – Protect the Melody of Love! Usagi is a Cupid
Alternative Title: This Would Never Work With iPods First Aired: 18th April 1992 Jadeite’s latest ploy is to use an evil cassette tape (totally retro) to gather energy for Queen […]