In Memoriam: Zoisite, We Loved to Hate You
Oh Zoisite, you were equal parts serial dick, devoted lover and intermittent cross-dresser. He’ll be forever reviled as the character who orchestrated the death of our beloved Nephrite, as well as the […]
1:32 – Umino’s Resolve! I’ll Protect Naru
Alternative Title: Naru-chan, You Can Do Better First Aired: 14th November 1992 Umino has fallen head-over-heels in love with Naru, but, alas, she’s not so keen. Usagi, keen as ever […]
1:28 – Illustrations of Love, Are Usagi and Mamoru Getting Closer?
Alternative Title: Drawing Dicks First Aired:17th October 1992 Yumeno Yumemi is an amazing artist currently in a slump. She is suddenly hit with inspiration when seeing Mamoru and Usagi together […]
1:26 – Bring a Smile to Naru’s Face! Usagi’s Friendship
Alternative Title: “I Am A Champion LOVELY PUNCH!” First Aired: 12th September 1992 Hey it’s Naru-chan! We haven’t seen her for, like, an entire week. Old Misery-Guts is all depressed over […]
In Memoriam: Nephrite, Because He’s Worth It
Poor, poor Nephrite. Though he occasionally made a complete fool of himself, his beautiful flowing locks, his keen fashion sense and his utter cheek made him one hell of a […]
1:24 – Naru’s Cry! Nephrite Dies For Love
Alternative Title: We Totally Gave Away The Ending Again First Aired: 29th August 1992 Even though she now knows how evil Nephrite is, Naru can’t stop loving him. Nephrite, suspecting […]
1:23 – Wish Upon a Shooting Star! Naru’s Pure Love
Alternative Title: If You Really Love Me You’ll Steal Me Stuff First Aired: 22nd August 1992 Nephrite is in deep water (this is a rather familiar situation), and decides that his […]
1:22 – Romance Under the Moon! Usagi’s First Kiss
Alternative Title: Guys, We Need To Discuss This Rapey Vibe First Aired: 15th August 1992 Everyone’s gone a little nuts about Princess Diamond (she’s from the Diamond Kingdom, obviously) and […]
1:19 – Usagi is Thrilled! Tuxedo Kamen’s Love Letter
Alternative Title: Usagi is Stupid! It’s Clearly Not From Tuxedo Kamen First Aired: 18th July 1992 Nephrite has taken the last few defeats at the hands of the Sailor Senshi rather […]
The Pretty Soldier Project 