1:22 – Romance Under the Moon! Usagi’s First Kiss
Alternative Title: Guys, We Need To Discuss This Rapey Vibe First Aired: 15th August 1992 Everyone’s gone a little nuts about Princess Diamond (she’s from the Diamond Kingdom, obviously) and […]
1:19 – Usagi is Thrilled! Tuxedo Kamen’s Love Letter
Alternative Title: Usagi is Stupid! It’s Clearly Not From Tuxedo Kamen First Aired: 18th July 1992 Nephrite has taken the last few defeats at the hands of the Sailor Senshi rather […]
1:17 – Is Usagi a Model? The Focus of the Monster Camera
Alternative Title: The Eagerly-Awaited Moth-Eaten Swimsuit Episode First Aired: 4th July 1992 Usagi wants to be a model! Inspired by the local teenage superstar (this is like the 4th time […]
1:16 – Dream of a White Dress! Usagi Becomes a Bride
Alternative Title: Learn To Settle, Because You’re Only A Real Woman When You Get Married First Aired: 27th June 1992 Usagi’s home economics teacher Ms Akiyama has become incredibly boring ever […]
In Memoriam: Jadeite, We Hardly Knew Ye
With Jadeite’s demise, let’s take a fond look at the short-lived career of Queen Beryl’s serial-cosplaying lieutenant. Criminally smug, frequently sexist, this budding entrepreneur barely got going before we were […]
1:13 – Girl Power! The End of Jadeite
Alternative Title: Let’s Not Give Away The Ending Or Anything First Aired: 6th June 1992 It’s Jadeite’s last chance to settle things with the Sailor Senshi, lest Queen Beryl condemn the […]
1:4 – Usagi Will Teach You How To Lose Weight!
Alternative Title: Body Issues? LOSE WEIGHT, SAILOR FATTY First aired: 28th March 1992 Usagi is suffering from severe body dysmorphic disorder. Despite being obviously perfect (physically at least – her […]
1:1 – Crybaby Usagi’s Magnificent Transformation!
Alternative title: Being A Penniless Idiot Will Save Your Life First aired: 7th March 1992 Usagi is a suspiciously European-looking 14-year-old Japanese girl with severe psychological disorders. Asides from just […]
The Pretty Soldier Project 